How Do Not to "Feng Shui" Your Bedroom
1.Create a Home Office in Your Bedroom
Be especially mindful of having all surfaces overflowing with papers, folders, sticky notes, and unpaid bills. If you have any old computers that do not work, it is ideal to have them in your bedroom home office. You know, in case your current computer malfunctions and you will immediately need your old broken one.
2.Bring on Your Exercise Equipment
A treadmill in your bedroom will definitely energize your love life and bring serenity and sensual energy to your bedroom. What can be more zen than that? The bigger and bulkier your exercise equipment, the better, especially if it is covered with dust because you never really use it. Excellent feng shui.
3.Don't Forget a TV in Your Bedroom
Bring the TV into your bedroom. A big one placed very close to your bed. The TV is an absolute must for a bad feng shui bedroom! Watch the news for at least 30 minutes every night right before you go to sleep and as soon as you wake up.
4.Lots of Family Photos
Display a big collection of photos of all your friends and family, ideally from several generations, to "watch over your love life." After all, why would you need privacy in your bedroom
5.Paint the Walls in Depressing Colors
Decorate your bedroom in depressing, sad colors. For a splash of color, get creative with your Halloween costumes and accessories here and there, or a touch of that special green from last year's St. Patrick's Day party.